Poco

While a Dr. Horrible addict and a /b/tard, I spend most of my time drawing offline, whilst observing the birds and deer what gather in my yard. Most of my sketches and observations have been deemed (by myself) indiscernable to the public and much too scratchy for anyone's use. My favorite things to draw are the wings of birds and peoples' faces, with all the expressions imaginable. I might start working on a two-stage adoptable, as it will be my first and I will gain experience. Since there are far too many possibilities, I will ask you, the community of Squiby, to help me decide.
About Poco:

Real Name : Far too dorky for the Internet to handle.
Gender : As people are often unsure because of my short haircut, I am female.
Age : 15
Height : 4'11"
Weight : 102.8 lbs
Ethnicity : 1/2 Italian, 1/4 Japanese, 1/4 Unknown
DOB : June 24th, 1994
Hair Color : Dyed maroon, but is actually a mousy brown.
Eye Color : Hazel, closer to a steel green. Doesn't wear glasses.
Residence : Kent, Washington. Not DC, the one above California. Look at a map.
Bra Size : 34C (didn't get the Asian genes there). Their names are Francis and Angela, but when referred to as a whole, are Frangela.
Body Shape : Hourglass (again, no Asian genes). Child-bearing hips, as gestured to by many.
Looks : Chink eyes, freckles, pale skin, round face, supposedly 'cute'.
Religion : Pastafarian.
Aliases : Maddi, Spastic Plastic, Fuhrer, Primary Squishy, God, Archbishop of the Pastafarians, shorteststuff.
Hobbies : Becoming an hero, drawing over 9000! things a day, falconpunch!ing people who need it, perusing the wares of Pike Place Market and Daniel Smith.
Drawing Style : Semi-realistic, can fluctuate from animu-ness to realism. When drawing animals, as real as one can get with a sketchbook and a pencil.
Mediums Most Commonly Used (from most to least used) : 0.5 HB Pencil, Ballpoint Pen, COPIC Sketch markers + Prismacolor Watercolor pencils, watercolor pencils, acrylic paint, ceramic paint (for painting bisque).
Email : spaztik.plaztik@yahoo.com, chainmail is strictly prohibited.
Afraid of Death? : Slightly afraid, slightly expectant. When I die, I am going to drink of the Beer Volcano and indulge in the Stripper Factory. Such a future should await every recently-departed soul.
Ailments : Ignorance, clinical depression, PTSD, an anxiety disorder, cursed with being pocket-sized, may be bulimic.

FAQ :
Q : Will you do requests for me?
A : Only if I like you or if you are nice, I don't do commissions for money, as I do not have a Paypal and they (the finished art pieces) come slowly.

Q : Can I have your soul?
A : No. One of my friends has it, and sadly, she has lost it.

Q : Okay, can I have someone else's soul?
A : No, but I do have a nose, which I could maybe trade for my soul.

Q : How do you see yourself?
A : Truly, I see myself as nothing special, and as unproportionate. I don't want to even get started about my face.

Q : Can I see your art?
A : Email me and I'll send you a sketch and see if you can decipher it.

Q : Any suggestions for adoptables?
A : Dr. House. Seriously. Billy Mays. I missed the blasted Billy Mays Kitteh, which I damn myself for. Maybe a Jesus? An FSM would be the pimpshizzles.

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